Hey everyone. I just wanted to make a quick list of some things I wanted for my Birthday. As you all know I was born October 14th in the year of our lord nineteen hundred and eighty. Get these things for me or I will cry until I pass out like when Ryan slammed my fingers in a sliding door in our basement when we lived in Ohio. He got grounded.

#1
A PonyI would name her Stardust. She would love me because I would feed her magic oats.

#2
Jonas Brother Tickets
I don't know who the eff the Jessica is on this ticket, but know this Jessica... I will kill you for a ticket. No trial, no jury, just you and me in a cage match to the death to see them. Its like sometimes when I watch their videos they are singing to my soul.

#3
A kiss from Kimbo Slice
Doesn't he look so hot? I had a crush on someone in High School that looked exactly like him. We almost kissed after home room. Our secret is out JAMIE MILLER!

#4
A car seat that doesn't eat Kaileys Face-
Actually I had just pulled Shauns finger. Toxic

#5
These shirts for Shaun and me
I was just gonna ask for the shirt for me because I am sick of the "dreadmill", but the one for Shaun comes with a "REAL NIPPLE RING." He has been needing a new nipple ring for a while.

So there you have it people. My top five birthday wishes. Lets all do me a favor and get these things, because otherwise I will be a nightmare to be around until next October.